boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”
"We found an inoperable tumor on her brain and her dying wish was to dance with Beyoncé."
this goes out to all you people going bed with a 10
and waking up with a 2
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Never remove your wig while performing, unless you’re wearing another wig underneath.